Lagta hai England ne India ko aakhir mein paanchve deen khelne ke liye majboor kar diya hai. Doosre din chaay ke madhyaantar ke baad saaf hua tha ki England yeh maicch haar jaaayegi lekin unhonne kam se kam thoda saahas dikhaaya. Jos Buttler ne apni pehli shatak banaate hue aur Ben Stokes ne ek ziddee 50 ke saaat ek ghante tak India ki pragati mein rukhawat laayi. Buttler ke out hone ke baad teen jhaldhi wicket ke geerne ke bavajood England ke antim ballebaaz Rashid aur Anderson ne 30 minute khelkar Kohli ko niraash kiya aur India ko audhvaar ke din phir aane per majboor kiya hai. Yeh thoda England ke teem ko Dunkirk ke baraabar hua hai jahaan haar ke beechon beech ek choti jeet ka bhi haasil hui. Hum bharossaa karenge ki Joe Root ne ek Churchill ke jaise hi bhaashan diya hoga – “Hum unse Southampton mein ladenge, hum inse Oval per ladenge …”

“Jara humko ek driver dijiye” - Delhi aur UP ka khel mein rukhavat kyon ki ek UP ke rehne waala apni gaadi lbeech maidaan per khadi ki.

Yeh srankala per, jismein abhi jaan nahin bachchi hai, likhne ke bajaai maine socha ki mian duniya bhar mein se kuch ajeeb ghatnaon ke bare mein likh dunga jinke waje se khelon mein rukhaawat hui thi. England ko abhi bhi aasha hai kya? Aisi koi ghatna hai kya jo bhagavaan ke haathon se ya saada moorkhataa ki waje se Trent Bridge ke maidaan se khilaadiyon aur adhikaariyon ko hatt ker England is maich mein baraabari paakar nikal aasakti hai?

Mausam

Aise rtu mein, jisko hum England mein ‘summer’ kehte hain, mausam ek kaarak ho sakta hai jo England ko, jinke paas ek hi wicket bachchaa hai, bachchaa sakta hai. Agar aasmaan khul gaya aur lagbag 11 baje se shyaam 6 baje tak baarish ho gayee to England bach gayi. Lekin kal ke liye poorvanumaan hai ki aisa hone ki sambhaavaana sirf 5 pratishat hai aur uske liye bible mein jo likha hai vaisa baarish agar hua to hi England Trent Bridge apni 2-0 ki badhat salamat rakh sakti hai.

Shayad hum log bhi yeh haalaat se bachchne ke liye baarish per jyaada hi dhyaan laga rahe hai. Barph kyon nahin? Is desh mein agar barph giraa to yeh pahli baar nahin hoga ki khel ki rukhawat barph ki waje se hui. Asal mein April 2016 mein jab Middlesex aur Durham khel rahe the toh barph ki waje hi khel rokh diya gaya tha. Mantaa hun ki who shuruwaatee rtu mein v eek ajeeb si ghatna thi lekin aur bhi ajeeb ghatna hue hai iske pehle. 1975 mein Derbyshire aur Lancashire ke beech hue maich ka udhaaran le lenge. Mach shanivaar ko shuru hui thi aur sandesh yeh tha ki log garmi ke waje se apne kameej utaar ker ice-cream kha rahe the. Ve Clive Lloyd ki shaandhaar shatak ka bhi mazaa le chuke the. Lekin jaise Lancashire somavaar subah jeet ke nazdeek pahuch gaye to maich baarish ki vajah se rokhi gayi. Uske baad ole geerne lage aur phir barpf. Mady rtu hone ke baavajood 6 inch ki baraph gir gayi.

Darshak garmee ki rtu mein garam kapde pehenke baraph mein chal rahe hai uttaree England mein

Apne chaar pair vaale dost

Nottingham ka pashuvarg kitna vividh hai uski humein bahoot jyaada jaankari nahin hai. Maine Robin Hood zaroor dekha hai lekin uss badnaam daakoo aur unke aadmiyon ke saat apne door sambhandhit bandar to nahin dekha hoon. Yeh baat pakkhi hai ki jyaada garmee hone waale deshon mein yeh apne rishtedaar cricket mainchon mein niyamit darshak hote hai aur baddhaa bhi karte hai jaise ki apne deshwaasiyon ko us din samj gaya.

Yeh Bandar shaayad apni lambhi dhaud ko poora kar raha hai

Uske vajah se maich mein jyaada rukhavat nahin hui lekin kal agar Nottingham ke chidiya ghar mein kuch badaa haadsaah ho gaya to maich mein kaafi baddi rukhaavat ho sakti thi kyon ki kaafi jyaada jaanvar pashu aur pakshi maidaan ki taraf aa sakte the jaise neeche aap delhenge.

1.NFL ki maich mein ek gilahaaree bhaagti hai 2. Cricket khilaadi madhumakhi ke waaje se gote lagaa rahe hai 3. Scotland aur England ke beech Calcutta Cup ke Rugby maich mein ek lomri ke vaze se rukhavatt 4. Australiyai cricket samarthak Ashes ke dauraan maidaan per ek sooar ko chod dete hai.

Anokha neerghman

Aaj kal surakshaa per bahoot jyaada zor rehne ke kaaran khel ke maidaanon per darshakon ki tabhiyat aur salamati per dhyaan bhaari hota hai. Is liye chaunk jaane ki baat nahin hai jab aapaat aur maidaan ke suraksha sevaayien ka thoda bhi maane gaye aashanka per pratikriya kuch jyaada hi hota hai.

Haphte ka din hai aur aap subah utt ker aankhko ragadte hue bhi kaam per deri se pahunchne waale ho. Aise paristhiti aap kahin kaaryon ko ek saat poore karne ki kosheesh karenge aur ghar se jaldhi nikalna chahenge. Kameez ke battan upper neeche honge, roti jal gayi hogi aur aap ke baal saaly ke kaante ke jaise dikhte honge. Itne mein aag lagne ki chetaavani hoti hai aur apne poore parivaar ko jagaa dete ho. Abhi aap ek pal ke liye sochiye ki aap ek antaraashtriya khilaadee ho aur aap khilaadiyon ke kamre mein roti jalaa dete ho. Aag lagne ki chetaavani shuru hoti hai a kaee agnishamaan gaadiyaan jamaa hoke poore darshakon ko maidaan se baahar ker dete hai. Sharmaanka baat hai na? Bikul yehi hua tha Australiyai spin gendabaaj Nathan Lyons ko 2017 mein Quenslaand per kheli jaa rahi Shefield ki maich ke dauraan. Main kalpanaa kar sakta hun ki ve kaise khidki khol ker romaal hiilaa raha the yeh btaane ke liye ki kuch nahin hua hai.

Aag kyon hui yeh dekhte hue khilaaadiyo ko hataya gay tha

Nikamme adhikaari aur kam saaj-saamaan

Koi bhi khel mein refree, umpire aur adhikaariyon ki jindagi aaj kal mushkil hi hoti hai lekin kahin baar ve khud apne aap per museebaton ko aamantrit karte hai. Peshevaar khelon mein saaj-saamaan ki vyavasthaa karna ek saamaany kaam hona chahiye. Lekin har baar aisa nahin hota hai.

Agar umpire kal India ko khelne ke liye gendh nahin de sakte to England per ek badaa ahsaan ho jaayega jaisa ki aur ek baar hua tha.

Agar unke paas ek hi taraf ke liye wicket rehta hai toh? 1997-98 ki Caimpianship Leeg mein Real Madrid aur Borussia Dortmund ki anty maich mein iske vaje hi rukhaavat hui thi. Utsaahit Real Madrid ke prashaansak shuru mein gheraa aur goalpost ke upper chad gaye the. Maich shuru hone mein ek ghantte ki deri ho gayi kyon ki adhikaari aur ek niyamik goalpost dhund rahe the.

Iska raksh karna toh laabhpradh hi hoga

Abhi to Angrezee cricket ke prashaansak satat aashaa se hi jee sakte hai. To hum log abhi umeedon ke saat soker kal dekh lenge ki kya hota hai yeh maich mein. Aap kabhi keh nahin sakte ………

Aap ke soch mein aise ajeeb aur anokhi ghatana aati hai jiske vaje se khel mein rukhavat hui hai? Aap niche tippanee karte hue hummein zaroor bataa dijiye.

This article is translated from a post written by @talesfrmthecrypt

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https://scorum.com/en-us/cricket/@talesfrmthecrypt/bizarre-interruptions-to-sporting-events-hope-for-england-in-the-3rd-test

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